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Ready to order: teacher and developer designs. Most live listings ship in multiple colors — White, Black, Navy and Heather Grey. Limited drops: Drop 1026 is One-Hit Run — play for fun, and buy the SO CLOSE FAIL tee right here. Random: jokes that don't fit the usual lanes — browse what's live above while more Random designs land.

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SO CLOSE — One-Hit Run FAIL Drop 1026
Limited · Drop 1026

SO CLOSE — One-Hit FAIL

Drop 1026 for every near-miss, with One-Hit Run and DAILYBADGE · DROP 1026. Play One-Hit Run for fun, then grab the FAIL tee here.

From $28.99 · Sizes S–5XL

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Teachers

Powered by Coffee and Patience teacher tee preview
Teachers

Powered by Coffee & Patience

Teacher fuel in one badge — POWERED BY / COFFEE & PATIENCE.

From $19.99 · Sizes S–3XL

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Mentally Still June teacher tee preview
Teachers

Mentally Still June

Clean teacher humor for the part of June that never quite leaves.

From $22.99 · Sizes XS–5XL

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Developer

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS prompt injection joke tee preview
Developer

IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS

Prompt-injection joke tee for AI and developer crowds — bold “IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS.” with a shirt that talks back. The tee and the hoodie are both on Amazon.

From $22.99 · Sizes XS–5XL

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Hoodie on Amazon

Yak Shaving Still Not Fixed design preview
Developer

Yak Shaving / Still Not Fixed

Dev humor for the side quest that ate the sprint — multi-color on Amazon.

From $22.99 · Sizes XS–5XL

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Random

Everything else

Fresh off the press a daily badge for corporate office workers.

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Black work polo with the DailyBadge logo embroidered on the left chest
Random

DailyBadge Work Polo

A stylish polo shirt for your office work days.

$34.99 · Free US shipping · Sizes S–4XL

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Black tee with a warning label on the back that reads come any closer and I wish diarrhea on you
Random

I Wish Diarrhea Warning Label Tee

A warning label printed across the back that reads come any closer and I wish diarrhea on you. The front is plain. Adult unisex sizes S to 2XL, in white, natural, black and navy. Do not iron print.

$19.99 · Free US shipping · Sizes S–2XL

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Black tee with a caution sign on the back that reads come any closer and I wish diarrhea on you
Random

I Wish Diarrhea Caution Sign Tee

A caution sign printed across the back that says come any closer and I wish diarrhea on you. The front is plain. Adult unisex sizes S to 2XL, in white, natural, black and navy. Do not iron print.

$19.99 · Free US shipping · Sizes S–2XL

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Black tee with I WISH DIARRHEA ON YOU stacked in white and yellow letters across the back
Random

I Wish Diarrhea on You Tee

I wish diarrhea on you, stacked in big letters across the back. The front is plain. Adult unisex sizes S to 2XL, in white, natural and black. Do not iron print.

$19.99 · Free US shipping · Sizes S–2XL

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Navy tee with I WISH DIARRHEA ON YOU in rounded retro letters across the back
Random

I Wish Diarrhea on You Retro Tee

I wish diarrhea on you in rounded retro letters across the back. The front is plain. Adult unisex sizes S to 2XL, in navy. Do not iron print.

$19.99 · Free US shipping · Sizes S–2XL

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