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Thanksgiving
Gather round the table
Cozy picks for the whole crew: one for him, one for her, and one for the smallest pie fan at the table.
Men’sStuffed.Buy here Buy on Amazon 
Women’sCozy SeasonBuy here Buy on Amazon 
Kids’Official Pie TasterBuy here Buy on Amazon
DailyBadge Tees
DailyBadge Tees: Funny Tees & Hoodies for Every Day
Original funny tees and hoodies for everyday wear, plus designs for holidays, trips, family gatherings and life’s big milestones. Every design comes from a one-person shop. Shop on Amazon.
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Teachers
Mentally Still June
Clean teacher humor for the part of June that never quite leaves.
Developer
IGNORE ALL PREVIOUS INSTRUCTIONS
Prompt-injection joke tee — AI humor with a shirt that talks back.
Developer
Yak Shaving / Still Not Fixed
Dev humor for the side quest that ate the sprint.
Random
Everything else
We also ship whatever funny lands outside teachers, developers, and limited drops.
Limited · Drop 1026
SO CLOSE — One-Hit FAIL · Drop 1026
Play One-Hit Run for fun, then grab the tee that says SO CLOSE — the FAIL drop for every near-miss.
Side games — Wire Fix, Pumpkin Cannon and new for Thanksgiving, Pie Launcher. Just for fun, play anytime.